Paris and Jenna Hangout – The CDC Goes On High Alert
2007 August 20
Officials at the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) issued a rare “Red Alert” when officials noticed an especially high concentration of STD emissions around Hollywood. At first officials were concerned a “skank” bomb had been released.
Field agents quickly pin-pointed the source to be nothing more than Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson hanging out together. “I guess this is how Paris is reinventing herself and cleaning up her act,” said an unnamed source, who continued. “Do you realize these two have screwed over half the population of Hollywood ? It’ll take weeks to get the smell out of the streets.”
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This post is too funny!!
Hey there can i fu, yes you can paris hits the ground with legs wide open green crap leaking from puss along with gas the guy starts to scream but his face is already gone he falls over dead and the body is never found.
A ’skank bomb’? Another ridiculous insinuation that women are solely responsible for STD’s and are out there infecting unsuspecting, innocent males. PUKE! Where do you think these ’skanks’ got thier STD’s, from the STD fairy? Why is there never any derision aimed at the bragging, ‘ I did everybody in Hollywood’, disease ridden hump- heroes whose only claim to fame is having mated with anything warm and photo-op worthy in celeb-ville. Here’s how you skank-proof yourself, poor little victim: keep it zipped or use protection and stop blaming everything but your OWN skank lifestyle.
Aloha Miss HILTON WOW yet again! Aloha