Tara Connor – Miss USA is asphyxiated by Donald Trump’s Farts

Report: Miss USA Tara Conner is asphyxiated.

Tara Connor was holding her breath at a press conference today. But it wasn’t because she was awaiting Donald Trump’s decision on the fate of Miss USA. It was because Donald let loose with one of his famous “South Winds”.

In what seems like an endless stream of drama Miss USA Tarra Connor was forced to suffer through one of Donald Trumps famous million dollar farts.

“It was terrible” explained Tara. “I tried to fallback on my training to maintain my composure under stressful situations. But the stench just got to me”.

Witnesses reported that they could not determine exactly when Donald let loose. “He was as cool as a cucumber” said witnesses. “All of the sudden Tars’s eyes started to well up. I though she was just getting emotional but then she just broke down.”