Mariah Carey Throws Out First Pitch

Commissioner of Japanese Pro Baseball: “Hello Mariah ?”
Mariah Carey: “Yes”
Commissioner of Japanese Pro Baseball: “We would be honored if you threw out the first pitch”
Mariah Carey: “OMG I’m thrilled ! ”
Commissioner of Japanese Pro Baseball: “Don’t forget to wear your spikes, the fields can get muddy”
Mariah Carey: “Umm sure..(hangs up phone) I have the perfect pair of white strap on spikes !”

9 Comments »

  1. Gregory Woods said,

    July 15, 2008 @ 7:23 am

    …a most perfectly formed woman with perfect legsssss,

  2. Freddy said,

    September 17, 2008 @ 10:58 pm

    Would make a great wife and lover.

  3. dylan ormesher said,

    October 22, 2008 @ 7:36 am

    i hate her

  4. JB said,

    October 29, 2008 @ 11:22 am

    Mariah used to have the perfect ass on her b4 she had it taken out of her ass & put into her boobs,fake!

  5. awesomtown said,

    November 2, 2008 @ 11:36 pm

    I have the biggest erection right now

  6. SASHA-GAYE MYLES said,

    December 30, 2008 @ 2:27 pm

    You are forever perfect

  7. R.V said,

    January 27, 2009 @ 10:09 am

    she be lookin like a squirl in thisin pics LOKS LILIN NSHE COULD EATS AN COB OF CORN THRU A PICKET FENCE. COWBOY

  8. Anonymous said,

    April 2, 2009 @ 9:46 pm

    i hate her

  9. celebrity said,

    May 23, 2009 @ 4:13 pm

    You are forever perfect

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