Mariah Carey Throws Out First Pitch
Commissioner of Japanese Pro Baseball: “Hello Mariah ?”
Mariah Carey: “Yes”
Commissioner of Japanese Pro Baseball: “We would be honored if you threw out the first pitch”
Mariah Carey: “OMG I’m thrilled ! ”
Commissioner of Japanese Pro Baseball: “Don’t forget to wear your spikes, the fields can get muddy”
Mariah Carey: “Umm sure..(hangs up phone) I have the perfect pair of white strap on spikes !”
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Gregory Woods said,
July 15, 2008 @ 7:23 am
…a most perfectly formed woman with perfect legsssss,
Freddy said,
September 17, 2008 @ 10:58 pm
Would make a great wife and lover.
dylan ormesher said,
October 22, 2008 @ 7:36 am
i hate her
JB said,
October 29, 2008 @ 11:22 am
Mariah used to have the perfect ass on her b4 she had it taken out of her ass & put into her boobs,fake!
awesomtown said,
November 2, 2008 @ 11:36 pm
I have the biggest erection right now
SASHA-GAYE MYLES said,
December 30, 2008 @ 2:27 pm
You are forever perfect
R.V said,
January 27, 2009 @ 10:09 am
she be lookin like a squirl in thisin pics LOKS LILIN NSHE COULD EATS AN COB OF CORN THRU A PICKET FENCE. COWBOY
Anonymous said,
April 2, 2009 @ 9:46 pm
i hate her
celebrity said,
May 23, 2009 @ 4:13 pm
You are forever perfect