Mariah Carey Throws Out First Pitch

2008 May 28
by webmaster

Commissioner of Japanese Pro Baseball: “Hello Mariah ?”
Mariah Carey: “Yes”
Commissioner of Japanese Pro Baseball: “We would be honored if you threw out the first pitch”
Mariah Carey: “OMG I’m thrilled ! ”
Commissioner of Japanese Pro Baseball: “Don’t forget to wear your spikes, the fields can get muddy”
Mariah Carey: “Umm sure..(hangs up phone) I have the perfect pair of white strap on spikes !”

9 Responses leave one →
  1. Gregory Woods permalink
    July 15, 2008

    …a most perfectly formed woman with perfect legsssss,

  2. September 17, 2008

    Would make a great wife and lover.

  3. dylan ormesher permalink
    October 22, 2008

    i hate her

  4. October 29, 2008

    Mariah used to have the perfect ass on her b4 she had it taken out of her ass & put into her boobs,fake!

  5. awesomtown permalink
    November 2, 2008

    I have the biggest erection right now

  6. December 30, 2008

    You are forever perfect

  7. January 27, 2009

    she be lookin like a squirl in thisin pics LOKS LILIN NSHE COULD EATS AN COB OF CORN THRU A PICKET FENCE. COWBOY

  8. Anonymous permalink
    April 2, 2009

    i hate her

  9. May 23, 2009

    You are forever perfect

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