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# Lindsay wears lingerie.
# Sam wears wifebeaters and boxers.
# Sam’s haircut was preordered from 1964.
# Lindsay still has a thing for her ex-model-boyfriend Calum Best.
# Sam hates Calum Best.
# Lindsay’s father hates Sam.
# Sam hates boys.
# Lindsay likes boys.
# Lindsay can get any guy in the world.
# Sam can’t get even one guy.
# Sam likes the Dixie Chicks.
# Lindsay likes Brett Michaels.
# Sam likes Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
# Lindsay likes Best Week Ever.
# Hollywood doesn’t seem to care about their lesbian relationship, thereby mitigating the effects of Lindsay’s “I’m going to do whatever I want, even if it is explosive, irregardless of your heavy scrutiny”.
# Sam became a lesbian because she didn’t receive any attention from guys.
# Lindsay became a lesbian because she received too much attention from guys. Soon she will miss that.
# If Lindsay stays a lesbian, she will start to realize there are actually better looking women out there.
# Lindsay will tell Sam that she thinks Britney Spears is kinda hot. Sam will fume.
# Lindsay wants to be different than Paris Hilton. Congrats. You dated a girl. You are different. Now go back to making movies and dating guys.
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