Lindsay Lohan Out On The Town

October 14, 2008 at 7:10 am · Filed under Lindsay Lohan

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1. Oliver Green said,

   December 30, 2008 @ 4:45 pm

   101 Reasons Why Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Will Break Up

   http://www.phatguru.com/?p=2589

   # Lindsay wears lingerie.
   # Sam wears wifebeaters and boxers.
   # Sam’s haircut was preordered from 1964.
   # Lindsay still has a thing for her ex-model-boyfriend Calum Best.
   # Sam hates Calum Best.
   # Lindsay’s father hates Sam.
   # Sam hates boys.
   # Lindsay likes boys.
   # Lindsay can get any guy in the world.
   # Sam can’t get even one guy.
   # Sam likes the Dixie Chicks.
   # Lindsay likes Brett Michaels.
   # Sam likes Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
   # Lindsay likes Best Week Ever.
   # Hollywood doesn’t seem to care about their lesbian relationship, thereby mitigating the effects of Lindsay’s “I’m going to do whatever I want, even if it is explosive, irregardless of your heavy scrutiny”.
   # Sam became a lesbian because she didn’t receive any attention from guys.
   # Lindsay became a lesbian because she received too much attention from guys. Soon she will miss that.
   # If Lindsay stays a lesbian, she will start to realize there are actually better looking women out there.
   # Lindsay will tell Sam that she thinks Britney Spears is kinda hot. Sam will fume.
   # Lindsay wants to be different than Paris Hilton. Congrats. You dated a girl. You are different. Now go back to making movies and dating guys.
   ………………………………………..

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