Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton At the Beach
2007 December 11
Stick witch Paris Hilton joined the curvy Kim Kardashian at the beach and then enjoyed showering the sand off of each other.
Check out the kid in the background thanking the stars above for the precious gift of life ! He’ll have enough fapping material tucked away in his memory to last a lifetime.
Where In The World Is Paris Hilton Drinking!
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Sung to the tune of “Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego”
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From a yacht in the Bahamas
To the Jackson Ranch with llamas,
To a cruise ship that is sailing to a Southern latitude,
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While the sun is sinking,
We were sitting here just thinking,
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking?
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From a bar in the Trump Tower,
To a L..A. baby shower,
From a New York happy hour
To a Boston Tea Party,
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From a jet plane in the ozone
To her car parked in a tow zone,
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
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From Bombay to Norway,
From jail to her doorway,
From standing,
To falling,
To passing out,
Splat!
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We can’t stop from looking,
To see what she has cooking,
As long as she’s not driving
A car and us insane!
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Out in a tight dress slinking,
Or on the white throne stinking,
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Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
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Rash Manly 7GFB.COM – therashreport.com
The boy looks really sincere and focused, he might be thanking the stars for real…