Jessica Alba Versus Jessical Beil – Who’s got the best butt
Jessica Beil has been grabbing all the headlines lately regarding her bodacious backside. But let’s not forget the other Jessica…Jessica Alba. For your consideration I submit the following, you decide who has the best butt in Hollywood.
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greg said,
January 22, 2007 @ 9:41 pm
My god. Those are fine booties. That’s all I can say. We’re having a poll over at urban monarch and jessica biel isn’t even included. Jessica Alba is coming in second to Johansson.
Cindylover1969 said,
January 23, 2007 @ 1:34 am
I love both butts, but I have a particularly warm spot for Jessica A., so I have to give my vote to her.
CW said,
January 23, 2007 @ 8:55 am
Both are fine. Alba’s is perfection. However, Alba is smaller, whereas Biel has gone for the more buff butt. I perfer the naturally perfect shape of Alba’s. Both are winners though. Nice pics.
Derek Jeter has been seen with both. Don’t know if he tagged them both, but man, I’d like to have one drop of his bathtub full of mojo.
David said,
May 25, 2007 @ 8:36 am
Man I have to admit, both are delicious!! But I must admit, Biel’s ass is off the hook. She has my vote.
John said,
June 16, 2007 @ 2:06 am
Jessica Alba by far!! She has a perfect body, with an amazingly tight and well-toned butt.
tiny said,
June 16, 2007 @ 1:00 pm
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jessica alba said,
July 9, 2007 @ 6:00 pm
well i would have to say that she has a better ass than me because mine is way to fat….i’m never going to eat again.
Xiola Bleu said,
July 16, 2007 @ 3:40 am
Wait a minute!! Why do I have to pick and choose? I want both. Every day of the week and twice on Sunday. As far as I am concerned, it’s a tie. I do vote yes for Biel’s, bikini bottoms. What the hell is to the right? Later gator.
brian said,
July 19, 2007 @ 12:47 am
jessica beil has the nicest ass on the planet.. u would know this if u homos werent gay
Beil said,
July 30, 2007 @ 12:17 am
It’s clearly beil, alba’s is a boney one. she’s got a nice body, but the ass has to have some shape to it. Look at that pic, jessica’s is wayyy better. everyone else is gay, clearly. Go see chuck and larry and you’ll fall in love with her behind
Devin said,
August 10, 2007 @ 12:53 am
Personally, I would do both of them up the ass, all day and all night. But i do agree that beils is better. Id still fuck them both.
CHAD said,
August 14, 2007 @ 11:38 pm
All you guys that voted for Beil are fucking on crack. I mean, Beil’s is awesome but Jessica Alba’s ass just can’t be beat. Instead of going and seeing chuck and Larry for Beil, watch Sin City for Alba.
chris 51105 said,
August 22, 2007 @ 5:46 pm
jessica alba has my vote, she’s the hottest girl in the world
beth said,
September 1, 2007 @ 4:19 pm
hiyaz ppl jessica biels arse is mingin albs all da way!!
GDogHolly said,
September 28, 2007 @ 12:28 am
I have enjoyed both.Jessica Biel’s butt is nicer.Jessica’s a special lady,who makes sexiness okay.
Mis.Alba is why men are attracted to woman.
Tyler said,
October 18, 2007 @ 10:45 am
Jessica Biel blows Jessica Alba out of the water. I wouldn’t even put Alba in my top 5 hottest women in Hollywood list. She’s cute, but Jessica Biel just screams sexy.
jules said,
October 29, 2007 @ 12:53 pm
I don’t want to chose. They both have great butts. I want to kiss them ,rub them and bend them over so I can bang them.
james said,
January 9, 2008 @ 10:16 pm
in this pic jessica biel
ken said,
January 18, 2008 @ 8:30 pm
Did you know that Jessica Biel is in the running with Scarlett Johansen and several other terrific actresses to star in the new book Refraction by Jan Dynes. There is a contest on line to pick the person to star in the movie. See http://www.1bookpublishers.com and go to the contest page to vote for Christina or your favorite. The book comes out in March, and they will pick the star for it after the readers vote. Too cool huh???
Krvozedj said,
February 8, 2008 @ 7:02 am
Jessica – Cult of perfection!!!
jessi said,
February 24, 2008 @ 4:41 pm
Jessica allba ea mais lindaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Krvozedj said,
March 10, 2008 @ 5:40 pm
…Alba normaly!
Lynn said,
April 26, 2008 @ 6:13 pm
jessica alba ! all the way ! she has an amazing shape where as jessica B`s is bigger But it doesnt have a good shape!
misty said,
April 29, 2008 @ 7:08 pm
I am a woman and a woman with a beefy booty herself so i am gonna have to vote for beils. although I wills say for her petite size alba’s is very tight and inshape. But I am voting fot the round juicy booty since i have one myself lol.
mystery skeet said,
June 1, 2008 @ 1:51 pm
what the fuck is this
i look on here to do a safe search on jessica beil
and this is what i get???
this is not kewll at alll aahha
ahahahjk
i was loooking at this pic and my dad walked in so now im trying to make it
seem like i wasnt doing shit hahaha =]
cerise said,
June 27, 2008 @ 9:58 am
they both have nice buts, how can you expect me to choose? hmm all I do know is I’ll tap em both!!
JD said,
July 26, 2008 @ 4:53 pm
Don’t get me wrong Miss Alba, I have ALWAYS loved you and ALWAYS will…but when it comes to GIRL BUTTS, I am the self-proclaimed World’s Greatest Girl Butt Connoisseur, and I have to give the nod to Miss Biel (yes, this website misspelled your name!). Her behind is NOTHING short of amazing, it is just about the most awesome I have EVER seen, and trust me I have checked out PLENTY! But I adore you BOTH.
jd said,
August 13, 2008 @ 11:49 pm
omg! are you guys are crack. I never got the whole jessica alba thing….i think it’s for white guys that like 90lb girls. Jessica biel on the other hand is a woman with curves. alba needs to eat. and no i’m not hating this is coming from a girl that’s a size 3. so don’t think i’m fat and hate skinny girls.
james said,
August 13, 2008 @ 11:50 pm
um alba is to small. she needs more curves.
jana said,
August 13, 2008 @ 11:54 pm
How can anyone think Alba’s butt is better. She doesn’t even have one. All the girls on here that think it’s better are either into pancake butts or half serious body image issues. Someone even said alba has a great “shape” A shape is a coke bottle with curves…like halle, not alba. Biel has a butt meant for a woman, with a lil more meat on it but not too big like beyonce’s or jlo’s ghetto booties
Ryan said,
September 7, 2008 @ 4:56 am
In my opinion the sexiest ass in the world and overall sexiest women is TYRA BANKS. IF i had 500million dollars i would give it all 2 her if she let me be her slave and i mean real slave. It would be worth it 2 me she has me whipped
jonathon said,
September 14, 2008 @ 10:42 pm
she has a huge ass
albo said,
October 13, 2008 @ 5:19 am
tie thre are so hot GOD would be proud
JB said,
October 29, 2008 @ 11:17 am
Jessica Biel is on my top-5 list of honey’s 18 or older with a perfect-10 ass on her!
mick said,
December 10, 2008 @ 3:32 am
LIKE TO EITHER ONE A INSPECTION WITH MY —————-!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alba F***er said,
December 16, 2008 @ 8:17 pm
im in line for Jessica Alba’s juicy heavenly ass
anj said,
December 18, 2008 @ 8:44 pm
Alba all the way. Yummy. That little ‘gap’ does it for me.. She is fine.
DRLUVJONES said,
January 1, 2009 @ 12:38 pm
JESSICA BEIL DEFINITELY HAS THE BETTER LOOKING ASS JESSICA ALBA’S ASS WAS HOT IN GOOD LUCK CHUCK BUT BEIL’S ASS TAKES THE CAKE IN ALL INTERNET PICS DEFINITELY
DRLUVJONES said,
January 1, 2009 @ 12:49 pm
MAN I JUS WATCHED THE CHUCK AND LARRY CLIP ……….. AMERICA! JESSICA BEIL IS WAYYYYY HOTTER THAN ALBA I MEAN I LOVE ALBA IN GOOD LUCK CHUCK THE SCENE WHERE SHE ‘S BOUT TO BANG DUDE BUT BEIL HAS BOOBS AND BUTT AND IT LOOKED GREAT WET SHE WAS HOT IN BLADE AS WELL JESSICA BEIL ALL THE WAY
Osiris said,
January 20, 2009 @ 11:08 am
Well,first Alba is lovely no doubt but come on!she doesnt have a butt,my guess is that its either white guys who appreciate tiny,weird looking butts or homosexuals who will vote Alba.Jessica Biel’s butt is way so sexy and hot,wish i could switch lanes with timberlake for say a week.And hey,some one(number 24 says she got a beefy ass too)well im down for that my yahoo is lionofaman. hit me up!
Jay said,
January 31, 2009 @ 9:13 am
some fag said he wouldnt even put alba in his top five…obviously hed rather see justin timberlake…cause alba is a bad bitch….and she obviously has a nicer ass then biel
rance said,
February 8, 2009 @ 6:24 pm
they both have amazing butts and im a huge fan of alba shes savage, however looking at the pics id have to declare biel the winner, theres just that bit more there and in the right places, seriously fit in blade.
Wicked said,
February 12, 2009 @ 7:45 pm
Wow, its hard to choose when they both have great bootys but I would say Beil has that bigger juicier booty. Baby got back!
Gill says: said,
April 18, 2009 @ 4:20 pm
Lets not kid ourselves, when we talking about the booty we’re talking about Jessica Biel. The wonderful lady has the most perfect backand goes without saying the beautiful face God could create. He knew what he was doing!!!!
Anon said,
May 19, 2009 @ 6:47 pm
Hmm. Tough call.
Give me moment….
Hmm….
Verdict: I’ll take both please!
Anonymous said,
May 21, 2009 @ 8:54 pm
Biel. Alba’s butt is not boring but it is common.
Just a Guy said,
June 21, 2009 @ 10:38 am
Jessica has perfect ass, and i have to admit i wanna taste her Heaven Gates
piotrek said,
June 22, 2009 @ 11:32 am
alba is beautiful
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that ass makes me happy ;p
Anonymous said,
July 2, 2009 @ 12:18 pm
Alba’s booty is like a gift from god
Dick said,
July 16, 2009 @ 8:27 pm
Alba’s got a nice pussy between them firm cheeks – bet she can grip a man’s boner and never let go.
real man said,
July 21, 2009 @ 4:33 pm
These asses are too flat and dry, my God, where is Beyonce and JLo?
smacks said,
August 2, 2009 @ 8:13 pm
wow i actually sat here and read what every1 has voted which i have never done before but the bootys caught my eye…. i am amazed how so many people would pick Alba don’t get me wrong she’s a cute chic but when it comes down to ASS Beil got it!! they are both porpotioned right.. (alba small frame, small tits, small ass if you’re into very thin girls) (beil nice tits nice ass toned body) some1 mentioned beyonce well the jessica’s are lucky she’s not included cuz hands down she has by far the nicest ass and legs!!
Luis Alonso said,
August 5, 2009 @ 12:06 pm
Alba
Pero a las dos le doy Duro hasta qu me pidan piedad y les meta mi pene en la boca!
The Bootyologist said,
August 11, 2009 @ 5:16 pm
To all commentators on the booty. If there is no hump on the rump, it does not calculate. Both of them have nice shapes, but the exotic booty comes out of the ghetto. Ninetynine percent of the women in the ghetto got nice, round shape butts. It is almost automatic!!!! The way one should appraise the booty is from the side and backview, standing up. Most people with steatopygia will not be surpassed by a fastback butt.
Albert said,
August 11, 2009 @ 6:02 pm
OMG…Jessica Alba has no chance when comparing to Eva Longoria. Eva’s ass is so much nicer….fuller…and bite worthy!!!
LoveMontagsSphincter said,
August 27, 2009 @ 4:55 pm
ITS AN UNFAIR SHOT:
While the shot is unfair, I’d say Alba’s ass would win by a slight margin. You see, Biel had her right leg crossed under making her ass seem wider than Jessica’s tidy-tight one. However even if Biel straightened her leg, it probably wouldn’t beat Alba’s. With that said, Alba, a Hispanic, rates low on the nicest of all asses. Hispanics, by heredity, typically have wide, flat or sagging asses. Sorry Jessica!
My newest favorite ass-shot is Heidi Montag. Unfortunately cant find a high-res. version anywhere. You can view it, and her hot, protruding sphincter, here:
http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slideshow/photo//090824/ids_photos_en/r3242103897.jpg/
michael said,
August 30, 2009 @ 5:53 pm
Nicollette Sheridan, Nicole Kidman, Nicole Eggert, Jamie Pressley………….those are your best hollywood booty!
Mike said,
September 1, 2009 @ 12:14 am
For me I would have to choose Jessica
LMFAO !!!
Robert Wright said,
October 8, 2009 @ 2:09 pm
Now this is a close call. If that is Jessica Alba on the right I think she has the better looking bottom. The only reason I have for that choice is that small “dimple” on her upper thigh. Wow!!
Robert Wright said,
October 8, 2009 @ 2:12 pm
I made an error. I meant Jessica Biel with the “dimple” on her left thigh…If that is her on the right..
TigerT said,
October 21, 2009 @ 1:10 pm
“Jessica Biel” & “Jessica Alba”. Asking which one has the better Derriere. Is like having twins, and trying to decide which one you love the most. Thats Impossible!!! “They both have Beautiful Assets”.
tony said,
October 26, 2009 @ 11:58 am
I would eat it until my tounge fell off
AssMan said,
October 26, 2009 @ 7:32 pm
Jessica Beil has by far the best ass ive ever seen on this planet. Dont get me wrong id fuck the hell outta jessica alba too but next to beil theres really no compareing. beil all the way
elijah said,
November 2, 2009 @ 1:00 pm
jessica alba’s butt is far better than jessica biel’s
elijah said,
November 2, 2009 @ 1:08 pm
jessica alba’s butt is far better than jessica biel’s
she’s got a very great butt sweet and horny
ulab elbma said,
November 11, 2009 @ 12:49 pm
Ms. Jessica Biel’s ass is extremely sexy. No body will come near her in that department.
Butt Munch said,
November 13, 2009 @ 7:19 am
I think it’s more interesting to point out that I’m the one to the right!!
Butt Munch said,
November 13, 2009 @ 7:23 am
And both are equally hot BTW.
omg said,
November 19, 2009 @ 8:42 pm
i wanna slap dat azz real hard
KinG TuT said,
November 19, 2009 @ 9:45 pm
To be honest, these are rare pictures of the two girls to be in this position and caught in the act. And if you would have to seriously give it an honest vote between Biel and Alba, it would be alittle more complicated for a real Ass Lover. It would take more than just these to pictures to consider the winner. I’ll tell you this, pound for pound would be Biel all the way. If you seen I Pronouce You Chuck & Larry, the meat on her ass is unmatched to any white chick in the game. Plus, its shaped like she has more than just caucasion in her
Anyway, Texas Chainsaw Masacure, flawless again. Her chest size makes her an total package for Justin Timberlake. I know he’s not sizing her up right. Alba on the other hand, has something that Biel doesnt have. Its just a common thing most Latinas, Hispanics women have that works best with them, and you don’t seem to notice so vivid on others. It’s called a Camel Toe, and Mrs. Alba’s p#s$y print is crazy fat (phat), and thats what explains the gap she has in the picture above. Someone said she needed to eat some more. Folks, if you have seen what i have on Alba, you’ll think she’s PERFERTO! the way she is. And what shes lacking in the picture above… see her standing up straight then comment. LOL. One movie said it all for her, Into The Blue, with Paul Walker. She really has ass and it ain’t your regular ass neither, it shows from all sides and all angles. Even looking at her from the front, you could tell she has ass. Also, the first Fantastic 4 movie. Check out the DVD Special Features, and watch when there making the movie. The camara guy takes a perfect shot of Alba’s ass in some capri pants with a video camcorder, ;O My! Like with that ass and her fat p#s$y plus me, together we could cure the drought in any state having a rough season growing crops. Don’t get me wrong though, Biel can get it to in a hurry, but Alba most likely has that wet wet. And sh!t, making it rain is why i get in it to play in the first place. (Just saying) That’s why I’m alittle upset with this picture of both women. Paparazzi should have done a better job with shooting the camara.