ABC has announced that Jane Seymour will be one of the celebrity contestants on “Dancing With The Stars” (DWTS).

I am looking forward to Dr. Quinn shake her money maker. I am not however looking forward to another contestant, Mr. Wayne Newton.
(Well, that’s a huge noggin! That’s a virtual planetoid! Has its own weather system! Head! Move!) The skin on his face is pulled tighter than a trampoline.