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Paris Hilton poses in bikini

Paris Hilton poses in bikini in Dubai. The skank looks pretty good.

Paris Hilton in a bikini

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Paris Hilton outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in NYC

Paris Hilton works the camera outside the Ed Sullivan Theater for the ‘Late Show With David Letterman’.

Paris Hilton in NYC for Letterman

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Paris Hilton at New Year’s Eve Party in Sydney

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Paris and Jenna Hangout – The CDC Goes On High Alert

Officials at the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) issued a rare “Red Alert” when officials noticed an especially high concentration of STD emissions around Hollywood. At first officials were concerned a “skank” bomb had been released.

Field agents quickly pin-pointed the source to be nothing more than Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson hanging out together. “I guess this is how Paris is reinventing herself and cleaning up her act,” said an unnamed source, who continued. “Do you realize these two have screwed over half the population of Hollywood ? It’ll take weeks to get the smell out of the streets.”

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Paris Hilton Gets Owned by Sarah Silverman at the MTV Movie Awards

What the hell was Paris Hilton thinking going to an awards show the day before she was entering prison. Here is a clip of Sarah SIlverman cracking on Paris. The entire crowd roars it’s approval. Paris seemed pretty pissed about it.

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