Here are some photos of Mariah Carey as seen on her CD Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel. Wow. I love photoshop.

Mariah Carey is launching a contest to design a pink dress tp promote her perfume called “Luscious Pink”.

This is one of the reason I like older woman. They always try harder.
Here’s Mariah Carey in a bikini.
Shhh ! I can hear her talking…..

La La..I think I’ll go for a walk on the deck. Oh my god is that a helicopter with a paparazzo ? Oh my god ! I’m in my bikini and my jugs are about to bust through the top. What a terrible time to be without my sarong. I hope these pics don’t make it to the web.

I’ll admit I’m not Mariah Carey’s biggest fan but I have to admit she has a nice set of legs.

Commissioner of Japanese Pro Baseball: “Hello Mariah ?”
Mariah Carey: “Yes”
Commissioner of Japanese Pro Baseball: “We would be honored if you threw out the first pitch”
Mariah Carey: “OMG I’m thrilled ! ”
Commissioner of Japanese Pro Baseball: “Don’t forget to wear your spikes, the fields can get muddy”
Mariah Carey: “Umm sure..(hangs up phone) I have the perfect pair of white strap on spikes !”

Too promote her new album Mariah Carey was invites to light up the Empire State Building in NYC on 4/25. Mariah looks pretty good here showing off her legs and flashing some nice cleavage.

I’m not the biggest fan of Mariah Carey but she looks pretty damn hot in these pictures. She was seen out shopping for some new jewelery. I can just hear her now, “Does this make my boobs look too big”. No Mariah, but the 3 gallons of silicone needed to fill your breasts do.

I love the salesman in the second pic. For gods sake, that guy is about to lose an eye any second when Mariah’s buttons start flying from her blouse. However he refuses to turn away. golf clap.