Hayden Panettiere is seen here rockin a white tanktop. I’m not sure what was going on with her lipstick because it is totally the wrong color.

Yesterday Lohan showed up at a pre Oscar party looking pretty healthy. Her hair looks longer than in the pic below.

A few days ago there were some pics of Lindsay in Beverly Hills looking emaciated and sporting what looked like shorter hair.

This is Kim Kardashian leaving Mr. Chow in Hollywood Feb 19th 2009. Much like a black hole in outer space, Kardashian’s ass has a powerful gravitational pull which is sucking in her dress. Kim is seen here desperately trying to save her dress against the relentless force of her ass.

The upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars has some pretty weak choices for the celebrities. Here are some of my suggestions for next season.

This season is missing a former teen idol. As an alternate might I suggest Debbie Gibson as the former teen idol.

Next I would recruit Amanda Bynes. She would have the best celebrity legs since Stacy Kiebler.

Cherly Ladd or Jaclyn Smith would be great for this seasons vintage hotties.

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Danica Patrick could be this seasons race car driver except she’s in the middle of her busy season.

This years “Jennie Garth” would be a toss up between Alyssa Milano or Tiffany Amber Thiessen.

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This seasons “Ian Ziering” would be Mario’s Lopez’s old co star from “Saved By The Bell”. “Zach” played by Mark-Paul Gosselaar.

And finally this years “old guy” would have to be Jay Leno.

I’ve decided to not invite Tara Reid, but here’s a picture of her when she was hot for your enjoyment.

Amanda Bynes walks the runway at the Heart Truth Red Dress Collection Fall 2009 fashion show, New York City, February 13, 2009. The heart truth collection kicked of fashion week in NYC and it’s purpose is to raise awareness of heart disease, especially in women. Heart disease is the number one killer of women.

Speaking of raising awareness, Amanda Bynes is rasing something in my shorts as I type this.

This is a photoshoot of unknown date featuring Brook Burke in a black bikini showing off some epic cleavage. Nice.

Here is Amanda Bynes strutting around town on her majestic legs. Kudos for Amanda braving the elements and showing off her legs.

There’s been a lot of chatter is Lindsay is losing too much weight again. This is one of her latest pictures taken Feb 5th 2009. I don’t know. I think she looks ok here but I still like my Lindsay a little thicker.

Miley Cyrus is seen here at LAX airport 2/1/09 wearing minimal makeup. This is not one of the better celebrity disguises ever devised. I think even I would do a double take if I saw her. How I could I not recognize someone who’s face is plastered onto just about everything Walmart sells from ammo to tampons?