Alicia Witt guest starred on this weeks “Two and A Half Men”. Witt played the role of Desiree Pasternak. Pasternak was Jakes teacher until Charlie ended a romance with her. She went into a meltdown and ultimatley ended up as an erotic dancer.

Witt’s performance was notable. In the forst half of the episode she was a smokin hot babe giving Alan a lap dance while she talked to Charlie. In the second half she transformed into a god fearing puritan intent on being devoted to Charlie forever.

I enjoyed the first half much better.

Everyones favorite redhead is pregnant according to People.

I don’t know about you but I am very excited at he prospect of Hannigan with mom boobs.

Mariah Carey is launching a contest to design a pink dress tp promote her perfume called “Luscious Pink”.

I have to give props to Tara Reid for rocking the bikini even with that trainwreck body of hers. The botched lipo was bad enough but her left boob looks a little deflated too.

Lauren Conrad is wearing one of the most unflattering dresses ever at the Launch Party for ‘Fallout 3′.

I watching the most recent “Two and a half Men” which featured Charlie hooking up with Alan’s hot receptionist Melissa played by Kelly Stables. I was amazed so much hotness could be stuffed into such a little package. Stables is only 5″ tall. Kelly also played Samara in “The Ring Two”

Holly Madison participated in 4th Annual Bowling for Boobies fundraiser. This is one fundraier I would have liked to attend. Let’s face it. Bowling was invented so you could stare at a girls ass without being obvious. And based on Holly’s outfit I’m sure there were many onlookers.

Reports are saying that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer were lovey-dovey this past weekend.

Is it so wrong that Aniston would make a booty call? And really who in their right mind would resist said booty call?

Picture of Jennifer Aniston’s legendary pokies.

Desperate Houswives fan’s have whispering about Eva Longoria’s fuller body this season. Allure magazine is jumping on the bandwagon for it’s November Issue. Eva explains she put on 7 pounds because she stopped working out.

I hope this doesn’t become a big scandal like Jennifer Love Hewitt had to endure. Is this the new way for celebs to remain on the radar?

At any rate I would still pound it like the fist of an angry god. And so would you.

Lindsay Lohan appeared at a screening for “Filth & Wisdom” October 13, 2008.
The lipstick lesbian has been looking pretty good lately.