I was pretty excited when I saw some new pictures of Christina Aguilera and her mom jugs.

However take a closer look at the pic. Christina has some serious varicose veins on her rack.

If you take a look at Aguilera’s recent appearance on Ellen the veins are difficult to spot. She probably had some makeup applied to her cleavage. Based on the shear size of her rack it took tubs full of concealer.

Varicose veins are common during and after giving birth. It’s my understanding they can hurt like hell too.

Carmen Electra hosted a “Winter Beach Bash” at the Stratosphere Casino Hotel on February 24 2008. She looks good and all but don’t you think she’s a little over dressed for a beach party ? The women on “Big Brother” wear less.

It looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt was also invited to an “Oscar Viewing” party just like Tara Reid.

It’s bad enough to not get an invite to the oscars. But throwing Hewitt into a rental tent to watch the awards is criminal. And that television is smaller than the one in my bathroom.

This is a picture of Tara Reid at the Elton John Aids Foundation Acadamy Awards Viewing Party on 2/24.

What really tickles my funny bone is that most pictures of celebs posted today are of celebs arriving at the Academy Awards. D lister Reid is lucky enough to get invited to a swanky Acadamy Awards “Viewing Party”. Are they serving hotwings to enjoy while watching several plasma tv’s scattered about the room ?

Raquel Welch arrives at a pre Grammys Party. Welch is currently featured on the CBS comedy “”Welcome to the Captain”. She looks amazing for a 93 year old.

Samantha Harris, currently best known as co-host of “Dancing With The Stars” arrives at the Academy Awards.

Christina Aguilera appeared on the Ellen show pleading her case that her baby will not go hungry. Based on the evidence I would say this case is closed.

Lisa Rinna blows a kiss from The Amfar Gala. This picture has a little of everything that is good about Lisa.

Kim Kardashian recently attended the NBA All Star Celebrity Pool Challenge.
(Insert lame joke about reaching for balls in my pockets here)

While the tweens go gaga over Hanna Montana Hilary Duff seems like a distant memory. I suppose to a teenager 5 or 6 years is a lifetime. That’s when Hilary Duff owned the scene as Lizzie McGuire.

Here are a few pics of Hillary Duff working it hard during a fairly recent appearance.