Usually it’s enough to see pictures of Kimberly Walsh in a bikini. It’s even better when the tiles she was just sitting on are stamped into her bum. Now that would be an interesting game of tic-tac-toe !

Here is Mariah Carey at a VH1 Save The Music 10th Anniversary event on Sept 20 2007.

While admiring Mariah’s curves I realized that there are probably not too many teens who know who she is. She hasn’t had a song on the radio in what seem like 10 years. Apparently Maria did release an album in 2005, “The Emancipation of Mimi” which must have been a flop because I can’t name one song off of it.

Face it Maria, you’re no Rihanna or Fergie.

Last night was the season premier of “Til Death” with Brad Garrett and Joely Fisher. I thoroughly enjoyed gawking at Joely’s great rack for half an hour. The episode was pretty funny as well.

I devote very little space here to any news about Britney Spears. I just don’t care and I don’t see why anyone would rally behind her for a comeback. There are plenty of pop princesses waiting in the wings. Consider JoJo Levesque.
Jojo released her first major album in 2004 and has even appeared in a few major movies like “RV”, which also starred pint sized hottie Kristin Chenoweth.

Can’t we just forget Britney ?

ABC has released some promo pics for season 5 of “Dancing With The Stars” hottie Julianne Hough. She was Apolo Ohno’s partner last season.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus arrived at the Emmy Awards looking pretty darn hot for a 46 Year old. The Seinfeld alumni was nominated for best lead actress in a comedy series.

I really thought Britney Spears had a chance for a comeback when she made a quick cameo on the David Letterman show earlier this year. Then she went total awol appearing just about everywhere without panties and of course shaving her head. Her kids must be proud.

I was almost fooled into thinking a comeback was possible when she released her new single. I personally think it was crap but I could see how it might appeal to tone deaf people. Just look at how Perez was gushing

Then there was the disaster at the VMA’s. The consensus is that it sucked. Even the AP thought so.

Here are some funny comments I have seen:
“Ashley Simpson is relieved somewhere”
“The dancing was so lackluster that I could have done it. And I am a terrible dancer.”
“She has been changed from a teenage hottie without much musical talent to a twenty something mom without much musical talent.”

A few also mentioned she looked like a lazy amateur stripper at some club way on the outskirts of town.

I watched the performance and I thought she just look totally confused and unrehearsed. Seriously Britney, grow up a little, be a mother, and try again next year.

And what the hell was Slash doing there ?

And now for more by the company that brought us Britney and Christina:
By now just about everyone knows that pictures of Vanessa Hudgens nude have surfaced on the net. Hudgens is one of the stars of “High School Musical I & II”.

Vanessa is gonna pull a “Traci Lords” and say, “Oh yeah. I was was under 18 when I took those pics”. Then half of the internet users are going to be arrested for downloading k1ddy prawn.

If you look carefully at the pictures that were taken before Hudgens stripped down you’ll notice a Playboy bunny on her shorts. It’s pretty good evidence she knew what she was doing.

Why can’t I get Wingers “Seventeen” out of my head ?

Hayden Panettiere is on some kind of world tour for her show Heroes.
Here is Hayden in Germany. I think the guy is admiring more than Hayden’s dirndl.