ABC has announced that Jane Seymour will be one of the celebrity contestants on “Dancing With The Stars” (DWTS).

I am looking forward to Dr. Quinn shake her money maker. I am not however looking forward to another contestant, Mr. Wayne Newton.
(Well, that’s a huge noggin! That’s a virtual planetoid! Has its own weather system! Head! Move!) The skin on his face is pulled tighter than a trampoline.

In a “surprise” move American teens have crowned Jessica Alba as their choice for “Choice Female Hottie” at the 2007 Teen Choice Awards. What this really means is that more teens are likely to silkscreen Jessica Alba’s picture onto their happy socks than any other female celebrity.

It seems like Hayden Panettiere likes to ego surf and visit some really cool sites.

Officials at the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) issued a rare “Red Alert” when officials noticed an especially high concentration of STD emissions around Hollywood. At first officials were concerned a “skank” bomb had been released.

Field agents quickly pin-pointed the source to be nothing more than Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson hanging out together. “I guess this is how Paris is reinventing herself and cleaning up her act,” said an unnamed source, who continued. “Do you realize these two have screwed over half the population of Hollywood ? It’ll take weeks to get the smell out of the streets.”

I haven’t heard when Salma Hayek’s due date is but it can’t be too far away based on this pic.

Christina’s flesh melons have taken on mountainous proportions lately. Here’s the proof.

Here’s Jessica Alba on the film shoot of ‘The Eye’. She is seen here with dark glasses and a walking cane. The movie is about a woman who receives an eye transplant that allows her to see into the supernatural world.

I wish I had an eye transplant to give me X-ray vision to see through her blouse.

Adult Star Jenna Jameson was pretty damn hot by just about any standard.
TheSuperficial posted a few pics of Jenna On The beach.

What the hell happened ? It looks like she had her implants removed and weighs about 80 lbs. Whatever it is it doesn’t look good.

It was announced today that the Miss America Pageant will move to cable channel TLC. Like most people I always get confused between Miss USA and Miss America.

Miss USA

• Miss USA winners go on to the Miss Universe pageant.
• Miss USA does not have a talent portion of the contest.
• Owned By Donald Trump
• Had a scandal of Miss USA Tara Conner because she was drinking underage and partying with Miss Teen USA Katie Blair

Miss America

• Really Cool Styx song
• Miss America Pageant always tried to play down the fact it was a beauty contest.
• Hosted By Bert Parks
• Vanessa L. Williams, as seen on “Ugly Betty” was a Miss America winner and then dethroned for some “raunchy” pictures that were shot when she was younger.

Apparently Helen Flanagan is a popular actress over in the UK. Whatever. Al I know is that I love babes in white tops.